sun come.
"Guess what dear, I whores bandcamp earned 4000 dollars by selling 50 mattresses and 30 pairs of panties." The wife replies "Really, well with just one mattress and no panties I earned twice as much." Brothel A man goes to a brothel and he only has two.Sorry whores, but.O.V.E.The bear crawled up on her and started licking her privates.But I sure have been swung around by the tits a few times!" Hurricanes So there's this class in 9th grade and the class is talking about hurricanes and the teacher call's on the slut and says "What do hurricanes look like after there over?".Q: Why did the starlet put her ovaries on cherry cordials?Q: What's the difference between a Corvette and a dead whore?
We're using the word to describe guys too if it fits them.
The wind is such a whore, it blows everyone.
I'm not saying you're a whore, but if your vagina was food, it would be a free sample in the mall food court.
"It's gonna be a good night tonight, I can tell" says one of the girls.
You have time for a laugh!A: They call her a pasta-tute.Advertisement, whats your favorite?But yet you were the one who dated her.I'm not saying she's a whore, but if her vagina was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone.


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