rude nursery rhymes for adults

The purpose of a funny dirty poem is to amuse, rather than to shock, and its humour leavens its less salubrious elements.
Rude Nursery Rhymes includes parodies of over 100 well known and lesser known nursery rhymes and traditional English playground verses.However, you san francisco prostitution map should approach the dirty poems with caution if you are the sort of person who is easily offended.The funny sex poems may be quite as dirty as some of the dirty poems, but the poems are specifically sexual in their subject matter and intentionally funny, rather than simply smutty or shocking.Home Poetry Index Patrick's Poems Funny Rude Poems Old Saws Resharpened II, copyright Peculiar Poetry Patrick Winstanley All Rights Reserved.Who bought a rhyming dictionary, well fuck a duck, that's just my luck.A selection of funny rude and dirty poems which range from the mildly titillating to the frankly obscene.Home Poetry Index Patrick's Poems Funny Rude Poems A Limerick Limerick, copyright Peculiar Poetry Patrick Winstanley All Rights Reserved.Sky TV at night, Voyeurs delight; Sky TV in the morning, Inexorably boring.Home Poetry Index Patrick's Poems Funny Rude Poems Nuts and Bolts, copyright Peculiar Poetry Patrick Winstanley All Rights Reserved.Some adult dating vivastreet of the poems are sexual, anatomical or scatological in nature, or on occasion all three.
The primary aim of the poems is always to amuse rather than to shock and the use of language may be graphic, but it is not gratuitous.
There's a world of difference between dirty poems and funny dirty poems.
For those who are easily confused, there are online dictionaries galore which will provide suitable (although sometimes self-referential) definitions of cottaging, frottaging, dogging, tea bagging and many more sexual deviancies.In a collection of funny poems for teenagers and adults there is a tendency for many of the poems to be slightly risqué, but these rude poems have been rounded up and herded together as they might cause offense even to some adults.For lovers of juvenalia, Paul Curtis's collection.Subjects for the poems include, amongst many others, ED and STDs, contraception and conception, fellatio and funambulism.I'll have to move to Tiperarry.From Humpty Dumpty and Georgie Porgie to Dr Foster and the Queen of Hearts, no nursery rhyme goes unmolested.The length of his cock, copyright Patrick Winstanley.He tattooed 'May contain nuts over each bollock, and 'Choking Hazard' along.There was a young man from Limerick.By conventional sex poems, I really mean poems about human, as opposed to animal or vegetable, sex and sexuality.



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More Rude and Dirty Poems, there is a further, slightly more conventional collection of Paul Curtis's funny sex poems on our sister site, Love Poetry.


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